I f you're well dressed, he thinks you're materialistic
And you're trying to catch a big fish
If you visit him often, he thinks you're desperate and "balance from shelf"
And if you dont you're too choosy
If you accept another visitation, he will declare you as a "free-rider"
And if he visits another he claims "I'm a Man"
If you go out late at night, you're a bad girl
And if he goes out at night, this is men's privilege
If accept love within a brief time, you're hard up and unlady like
And if you postpone acceptance, you're playing hard-to-get n he cant wait
if you talk to other men, you're flirtarious
And if he talks to another woman, its strictly business and necessary
If you're jealous, he says you're not understanding
And if u're not, he suspects u have another
If you talk, he thinks you talk non-stop, all childish things
And if you dont, he says you have no opinion of your own or boring
If you show concern to him, he says you are controlling him
And if you dont he says you dont care n you're not performing wife duties
If you're a housewife, you're useless and spends his money
And if you're working, you're too career minded and neglects the family
And finally, If they have nothing to blame,
They blame Eve for giving the apple to Adam
Oh Men!!!
What do you want from women?
So many requirements..
So many expectations..
PS;Just read it on facebook and thought i should share with you guys.
That is the double standard called life. Someone else put it this way...
ReplyDeleteIf he calls you and your phone is off, he thinks you’re cheating….then he sends a sms saying “don’t tell me the battery story coz I know that line”
If you TREAT him nicely, he says you are TOO IN LOVE, moving too fast;
If you Don't, he says you are PROUD .
If you DRESS NICELY, he says u are trying to LURE other men;
If you DON?T, he says u are RURAL.
If you ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN, too manly;
If you keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS, a walkover
If you are SMARTER than him, you’re a SHOW-OFF;
If he's SMARTER than you, he is GREAT.
If you don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS you;
If you LOVE him, He takes you FOR GRANTED.
If you don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says you DON?T LOVE him;
If you DO, he says you are CHEAP.
If you tell him your PROBLEMS, he says you are TROUBLE;
If you DON?T, he says you don't TRUST him.
If you SCOLD at him, you are treating him like a CHILD;
If he SCOLDS at you, it’s because he CARES for you.
If you BREAK your promise, you cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, it is circumstances beyond his CONTROL.
If you SMOKE, you are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
If you do WELL in your career, it's LUCK ;
If he does WELL, it’s definitely BRAINS.
If you HURT him, you are CRUEL;
If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE !!
How are women suppose to get it right????????
Exactly dear,they are never gratefull. Saw the female version of it tho.
ReplyDeleteha ha.nice write up.
ReplyDeleteThanks dear,stole it tho.lol
ReplyDeleteso true..men and their complications..we still love them anyway..
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