Notice to Employees

Dear STAFF,

Please be advised that these are NEW rules and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of our firm.


1) TRANSPORTATION:

It is advised that you come to work driving a car according to your salary.


A) If we see you driving a Honda, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise.

B) If you drive a 10 year old car or taking public transportation, we assume you must have lots of savings therefore you do not need a raise.

C) If you drive a Pickup, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.


2) ANNUAL LEAVE :

Each employee will receive 104 Annual Leave days a year ( Wow! Said 1 employee).

- They are called SATURDAYs AND SUNDAYs.



3) LUNCH BREAK:

A) Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.

B) Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.

C) Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast and take a diet pill.



4) SICK DAYS:

We will no longer accept a doctor Medical Cert as proof of sickness.

- If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.



5) SURGERY :

As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs.

- You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact.

- To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment.



6) INTERNET USAGE :

All personal Internet usage will be recorded and charges will be deducted from your bonus (if any) and if we decide not to give you any, charges will be deducted from your salary.

Best regards,
HR

I'm a mean manager i know...hehe


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So i promised in my last post to let you all know what happened between me and BF. After reading all the comments left on the post, i felt encouraged and decided to call him first but when i got the phone to call i was'nt brave enough ti call so i just sent him a text apologising, he didn't reply for about 15mins i knew he was just forming. Well he replied back saying its not like he wanted me to apologise,he just didnt like the way we had nothing to say to each other, that its scary if we both can't talk.

Anyhoo, we talked things over but HRH still refused to say a word about what i needed him to say, well i just let things go didn't want us to have another bad time so i didn't force him this time around,but i wasn't happy how he still refused to talk about it. So we now good and things are going well before we have another fitght.LOL

Happy weekend guys, hope you all have plans for it. Mine is a long one friday is a public holiday here so i have 3 days to sleep...yayyy!!!

Xx

Tiger Woods apologises

Thanks for all your kind words on my last post, y'all are far too kind. I will try as much as possible and call him to talk things over, I'll let you know the feedback.

I was serching for one video on youtube when i saw this, Tiger Woods thingy. I felt soo sorry for him after watching it, i know what he did was wrong but i think people should forgive him after this speech he made, atleast he has realised his mistake and he is not first nor last so he should be forgiven. I just hope he sticks to his words sha. The speech was really touching and emotional it almost brought me to tears. Here is a link to the video,I think you all should watch it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6jSHBHRIBM

I have said enough,make i go continue dey watch my movie.

Xx

The ICU Waiting Room

The Intensive Care Waiting Room is different from any other place in the world, and the people who wait there are different. They cant do enough for each other. No one is rude. The distinction of class and race melts away. The garbage man loves his wife as much as the University Professor loves his, and everyone understands this. Each person pulls for everyone else. In the intensive care waiting room, the world changes. Vanity and pretence vanishes. The universe is focused on the doctor's next report, if only it would show some improvement.

Everyone knows that loving someone else is what life is all about. Could we love like that, if we realized that everyday of life is like a day in intensive care waiting room???

PS:Just came across the title and these thoughts came to my mind.

Xx

Feelings i can't call mine.

As I lay on my bed
heavy thoughts pounders my heart
darkness surrounds my world
my feelings turning into illusion
cast upon me by a charm of depression

Yet I put a smile
a smile to set a thousand free
free is the treasure my heart longs for
a feeling to bear fruits
love they say is every man's weakness
and a smile is all the world needs to alter its 'OK'

BUT truly the heart is troubled
tortured by my own feelings
like I have been throne into a dungeon
with endless voice
voices of immortality
fear that makes the spine quiver
a whole night

Yet frightened to let the eye close
to a point where only love makes sense
and it presence crumbles my world
my heart pledges peace but rages war
trapped in-between my thought
a decision to make
two hearts which looks like one
feelings which carries heavy burden

This wasn't my bargain!!!
This wasn't my ideal wish!!!
This wasn't my precious twinkle tune!!!

Yet I say 'patience is my only remedy'
only tears makes my day brighter
nothing left but an empty box called FEELINGS
Silence now my greatest enemy...
only my pen to lay down my expression
they say words are the greatest evidence for action


I WISH FEELINGS,
can turn into roses...so they would be cherished
can turn into twin... so that a love like never before can be felt
it seems my feelings bears no roots
calling upon its author
yet it holds a tree which shatters mingling leaves
I want to close my eyes but will I sleep?
I just want to wake up and see my world in a new universe
BUT all I get at the end is my pen and
feelings are so long gone
conquered is my heart.....for my feelings count no more!!!!

Sigh...

Sorry guys the writing looks rough and there might be mistakes too,i'm not in the mood to proof read so bear with me. Luv y'all.

PS: Anyone watching The Vampire Diaries? if you are not please do,i tell you its the bomb!

Xx

A Reminder to us all

Be aware of your negligence and awaken yourself from your slumber before such a time when a noise is heard that u have fallen ill; that your condition is precarious;that the physicians have been called in. The physicians and the doctors will no doubt be called in; but no one will/can give u the guarantee of life.

There will be a cry that you are making your will. Your voice will become inaudible. Now you don’t recognize anyone, you will start panting for breath. Your groaning will increase.Your eyelashes will droop & at that moment u will become aware of the hereafter, but your tongue will falter & u will not be able to say anything.

Your friends and relatives standing there will be weeping. Now there appears before you your son or daughter then comes your brother or sister,& lastly your wife. But your tongue will become speechless. In the meantime, every part of your body will start becoming lifeless & you will breathe your last & your soul will reach the heavens.

Your kith 'n' kin will make arrangements for your immediate burial;
The visitors will observe silence after lamentation;
Your enemies will rejoice;
Your enemies will be absorbed in dividing the goods u left behind;
Your wives will remarry;
While u r held accountable for your deeds.

This is the reality of Mortal Life.

Hmmn, my greatest fear is death. I am scared of the day i would die because i know it takes a little time for people to keep on remembering me and i don't know where my deeds will take me to.

My people how una dey?its been a while,hope you guys are all doing good. Happy new month o,i can't believe its already february befor we realise it 2010 would be half way.

I'm out, remain blessed.
Xx